I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
you can’t spell mediocre without me
That’s the show.
if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*
why he lick me
THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.
IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
IDK IF I WANNA BE EATEN RAW OR COOKED WITH FANCY SPICES AND SHIT
I like hannibal style. if I’m gonna be eaten, I might as well be gourmet…
Tumblr, a safe place to express how we want to be canibalized.
INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
my laptop is hotter than me